555 55 55 55

📇 The Boring but Important Bits

Phone: 01983 000000 (Retro with the landline)
Address: Isle of Wight

Opening Hours:
Mon–Fri: 9ish to 5ish

Sat–Sun: 10ish to 4ish
(we're probably doing laundry or in a field somewhere)

 

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